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Tsuruhime is your typical teenage shoujo girl who is naive and very oblivious of the world, but she has a good heart. She once had a stalker and creeper crush on Fuuma Kotarou (an older guy) but her attention was eventually averted to Mexijuuro (a much older guy), though she still maintains a good relationship with the Twilight Ninja. Tsuruhime eventually has children (twins; a girl and boy, Churro and Zorro) with Mexijuuro out of wedlock; an irony considering she is a priestess and supposedly believes in all things pure. She is currently unmarried but also maintains a good relationship with Mexijuuro, whom she calls 'Papi'. Tsuruhime is parodied off of stereotypical dumb shoujo girls, teen mothers, motherly-type girls, Kagome from Inuyasha and girls who are spoiled rotten by their sugar daddies. She is also the surrogate-daughter of Matsunaga Hisahide, who she affectionately calls 'Papa' and is completely unaware of the trouble he stirs up.

((everything you see here should not be taken seriously. it's all crack; i also play as sexymune, matsu and oichi - matsu is a sub-blog to tsuru's account and sexymune's account is a sub-blog to my main account, so i can't follow back on those accounts. besides i'm too lazy to make different emails, and this way is just more convenient for me.)) 
theme por nightforsummer; base por quinni, com alguns detalhes retirados dos themes da elasocurtejackdaniels.

brokuganryu:

riot-of-flowers:

LIVIN’ LA VIDA LOCA!

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

SETOUCHINS

PAPI

WHERE IS YOUR MUSTACHE D8

(Source: munechi)

chainedittychainchained:

stalkitystalkstalk:

Drunk? No way! I would never go anywhere near alcohol unless I was buying some for Papi!

You’re just mad because you lost to a strong and cute girl like me.

The only one who’s mad here is you, kid.

Rude.

— and I’m not a kid! I’m a young lady. There’s a difference!

(Source: forestyforestforest)

chainedittychainchained:

stalkitystalkstalk:

Twilight Ninja was there when I beat you up!

I’m pretty sure we were all just drunk and you imagined that.
I do remember you trying to shake me, though.

Drunk? No way! I would never go anywhere near alcohol unless I was buying some for Papi!

You’re just mad because you lost to a strong and cute girl like me.

(Source: forestyforestforest)

chainedittychainchained:

wooshitywooshwoosh:

chainedittychainchained:

So much violence. You’re still predictable. Hahaha.

…

Do I know you.

I don’t know. Do you? *actually concerned about this*

Did you have a concussion recently? Or… Previously? I’ve been gone awhile…

Twilight Ninja was there when I beat you up!

(Source: forestyforestforest)

Papa looks very dignified with that monocle! ♥

Papa looks very dignified with that monocle! ♥

(via lordgrumpy)

THE MONKEY BIT MY NOSE.

bondsitybondsbonds:

stalkitystalkstalk:

bondsitybondsbonds:

stalkitystalkstalk:

All because I didn’t want to give my daughter to him.

RUDE.

There’s a monkey loose?

Hello, Ieyasu!

And yes, there IS a monkey on the loose. His name is Sarutobi Sasuke.

Really? What kind of monkey is he? A tamarin? Gorrilla? Lemur?

If it’s a gorilla, we’re going to need a big cage…

He’s not a gorilla…

Papi says he’s more like… like…

an… orange-tan?